Happy Cinco de Mayo!
It’s Cinco de Mayo, a celebratory excuse to drink from Thursday to Sunday. Oddly enough, this festive event has little to do with the United States. Again, we just want an excuse to have fun and drink. You can get the best cocktails and see the best cocks at Swinging Richards.
Absolut Vodka is still in the house. Our bartenders can make you something that’s muy caliente. Forget that basic margarita. No more pedestrian beverages here. Ask for an Absolut Rickey or a Cilantro Rita made with Absolut Cilantro instead. Either one will get your juices flowing. Let us ignite your engine by turning on your taste buds. We know your tongue appreciates the action.
Fill the heat rise throughout your body with a Firey Mule made with Absolut Peppar. Now that’s a kick to your system. Try not to melt when our dancers unzip their pants to pull out their masterpieces. Each one is well-crafted for your pleasure just like our well-mixed drinks. We aim to satisfy you from top to bottom. Take your favorite dancer to a VIP Room for a private show. We guarantee he’ll have you speaking Spanish by the end of the night. Quiero to cuerpo caliente encima de mi!
It’s College Night at Swinging Richards each and every Thursday night. Get in FREE with a valid college I.D. Luckily finals are almost over. Just one more day of torture, and it’s all over. However, for some of you the party begins tonight. Talk about perfect timing with Cinco de Mayo. Celebrate with an hombre desnudo atractivo on your lap. Now that’s how you kick off your summer break.
You can go anywhere to enjoy Cinco de Mayo tonight and all weekend. The only place you should be is Swinging Richards. Absolut Vodka drinks are $6.25. Visit us in Atlanta for a hell of night.