No more classes no more books is what we say at the end of the school year. Teach me how to use my ruler is what we say at the beginning of the school year. Maybe you forgot physics and chemistry over the summer, but we can teach you again. There’s nothing wrong with a refresher course. You should know everything with confidence, especially the metric system like the back of your hand. When we’re done tutoring you, you’ll know how to use your slide ruler like a pro. We’re taking you back to school.Okay class, take out your big pencils. We’ll start with the metric system. If I say I have something in my pants and it measures 25.40 centimeters, what am I referring to and what does it measure in inches? You should know this; it’s an easy question. That’s right handsome. My 10 inch #$%^ is right. I can tell by tent in your dockers that your slide ruler is moving. How far does it really move? By the look of them khakis, I’d say you are ready to move on to the next lesson. You are ahead of the class.In this class you will learn how to defy the law of conservation of mass. It states mass can neither be created nor destroyed by chemical reactions or physical changes. That’s a lie. When I took my measuring stick out, your slide ruler moved and physically changed from soft to hard. I must mention your mass improved too. The law also states I can’t transfer energy to you, but we know that’s not true either. If I touch your lap, you’ll instantly get hot. My energy is electric and you’ll feel it conducting in your groin around 8pm tonight.I can teach you little geography if you like. We can call this extra credit. Meet me in the VIP lounge and I’ll show how your compass can always point to north. It will never limp south again. Give me two hours and you’re sure to graduate summa cum laude in the VIP Room. Only one lap can be valedictorian. Don’t forget to turn your tassel before you leave. Visit SWinging Richards in Atlanta for all of your back to school needs.
Let’s play ball with the biggest bats swinging in Atlanta
It’s a hot summer evening in the “A”. The moon is full for a perfect night game. It’s time to round the bases and slide into something just your size. The coach checks out the lineup. It’s gonna be unforgettable with the sluggers we carry. And there isn’t a glove big enough to hold these balls. It’s time for a game of Swinging Richards.
First at swing is a studly bear. Well groomed in just the right places, this manly specimen reaches into his shorts to warm up his bat. He grabs it like a Louisville slugger and swings it into the lap of a guy sitting next to the main stage. He’ll loosen up at first base. With a swing that strong, no lap can resist.
Next up is a lean, mean dicked down machine. You love a tall drink a water on hot night. When he whip his richard around, it’s a home run. We’re rounding your second and heading into third base. Sit back and spread your legs so we can slide into position and touch each base just right. Left thigh, right thigh – it’s a clean slate as we cross the plate. We might hit a huge hump when crossing, but we make sure we stroke each lap for the home team.
We know you like a grand slam run every so often. Join your favorite player in the VIP Lounge or in a VIP Room for a private dance. No dugout can offer this show. The commentary alone will make you blush. No metal bats allowed, only all natural wood is allowed to play our game. The smoother and longer the bat, the better the hit. light the fireworks…game over.
Visit Swinging Richards in Atlanta where only the brave play six nights a week.
Stop Playing Pokemon Go and Grab A Dickachu
You’ve been walking around Atlanta in search of Pokémon. Poor decision. If you want to see some real men that can poke you, we suggest visiting Swinging Richards. You can peek-a-boo at any Dikachu six nights a week. We won’t duck under tables or hide behind bushes. In fact we don’t work with bushes at all. We play on a clean landscape.
Look towards the bar and you might find a dragondick pouring drinks to get you loose. There’s something long and fierce under that apron. Let him stir your drink one time. Dicktoise has a hard member for your viewing pleasure. He starts off in his shells, but he’ll poke his full head out when you give up your lap for capture.
Cockarator will terminate your limp biscuit with a strong lap dance if you snatch him up. Last time he appeared, it was in a VIP Room Tuesday night. The guy that snagged him left with a smile. That private show was one for the scoreboards. What level are you on tonight?
We’ll work your game controller with precision. When you get poked from one of our guys, no other poke matters. you’ll never have to search high for adult fun. Only look low where we hang for the thickest richards that swing. Visit Swinging Richards in Atlanta!
Variety is the spice of life. It’s summertime in Atlanta. Needless to say, it’s hot as hell outside. With a heat index hovering around 102 degrees Fahrenheit, everyone is looking for something to cool them down. Nothing beats a double scoop of your favorite ice cream. Forget an afternoon stroll to the parlor. We’re talking about a late night rendezvous with more delicious flavors than Baskin Robins. You can bask in the sexy treats at Swinging Richards all summer, but cooling you down is not our specialty.
You don’t need a sneeze guard for this buffet of treats. These scrumptious delights jump off the line to present their delicacies directly. Try a scoop of homemade vanilla made with lots of southern charm to titillate your wilds. There’s nothing wrong with a classic man, especially when he is fully nude. Treat your lap like a bowl and let the grinding runneth over.
How about a little butter pecan to switch up your taste buds? That salty sweet combo is what you love. Try our sexy buttered pecan men on the main stage. Their smooth all the way down to their pecans, and they’ll set them right on your lap six nights a week.
Now where is that magnum ice cream? You don’t want to miss him. If you like a little swirl in your life, take a king sized chocolate pop sickle to the VIP. Let him show you how he works his sweet pelvis. You’ll learn who the real king of pops is by the end of the night.
It’s time for the All Male Revue at midnight. Don’t be afraid to let one of our dancers place his long waffle cone on you. Or maybe you like a push pop. Watch them slide that goodness out the wrapper for the big reveal. Ummm it’s juicy. Just relax and let the week melt away one dance at a time. Visit Swinging Richards in Atlanta.
Let A Real Bronco Saddle Up And Ride Your Lap Saddle up and ride boys. It’s time for another round at the rodeo. Swinging Richards offers the perfect exotic male dancer to rope and ride you all weekend. Wrestle down a shooter boy for a sure fire shot strong enough to curl your mustache. It’s always a great time when you have strong stallions ready to buck on your lap. Grab a saddle, strap it on tight and get ready for romp roaring good time.
Our first event is tie-down roping. Sit back and grab the arms of your chair. You’ll need to be strapped in to keep that lap of yours sturdy for the grinding. Grab you a smokin’ hot twink to get the event started. We’ll start you off with a fun size package to see what you can handle. A simple trot to get you hot is all it takes. Plant your feet on the ground like a Stetson man and let em ride you cowboy. Heehaw!
Next up is bareback bronco riding. You know our stallions take it all off. We’ll show you everything from the rooter to the tooter. Nothing is sexier than a bronco completely nude with every inch extended in plain sight. Some cowboys don’t know what to do with a Clydesdale. It’s too much strength. But a real man knows how to wrangle in a big boy and get him inside the barn.
The last event is pole bending. Mount the saddle and bounce to the left then bounce to the right. Make sure you can handle each pole. We offer a variety at Swinging Richards. It’s all about the height and the width. We know you like a pole with good girth. It’s only so flexible, so don’t bend it too far. Get up a steady gallop and move in and out to victory. Take it to a VIP Room and get the full arena experience. We know how to get your spurs spinning.
It’s hotter than a whore in church at Swinging Richards. Stop by the bar for cool drink to keep the sweat off your brow. Visit us six nights a week in Atlanta where you can saddle up anytime. Be sure to subscribe to our blog, and also leave us a review on Google. We want to see you all summer, so make sure you come back, ya hear.
With heavy hearts, Swinging Richards sends prayers to Orlando
Too many times in this nation we have seen senseless acts of violence. It definitely hits home when random shootings, though miles away, directly affect your community. Swinging Richards stands in solidarity with the families who lost love ones in the devastating shooting at club Pulse on Saturday, June 11, 2016. We are sending our thoughts and prayers to Orlando, FL.
Let us not forget, that we are all human. We all deserve love. We all deserve peace. We all deserve happiness. We all deserve to live the life we have been given. Please take this time to reflect on the ones who perished, and please always look towards a better tomorrow.
The heat is on… on the stage
Inside your pants, with manly rage
And the beat’s so loud, deep inside
The pressure’s high, you feel it along your thigh
Cause the heat is on
Oh it’s on the stage, the heat is on
Men swinging high on the left side
Bending over laps, it’s harder with each ride
You can grab a drink, you can win don’t snooze
It’s the sweat we make, when the heat’s on you
We got our own song baby. It’s already burning up outside, and we still have 12 days to summer. Swinging Richards rings the four alarm year round. We don’t mind a little sweat. Our dancers have been hitting the gym so they can give you the best fully nude exotic show in Atlanta. No other club has the talent we have. No other club understands how to turn on a man. No other man keeps the party going six nights a week.
Join us all summer for ripping muscles, broad chests, strong legs and long dongs. The bartender will keep you lubricated. We hate to see you thirsty, but we understand it’s hard there for a pimp. Sip it slow as we rub you slow.
Our main stage is not the only place to feel the heat. Book a VIP Room for a private show for a real boiler room experience. Check your thermostat. It’s so hot in Swinging Richards, the Devil won’t step inside.
We rate our dancers on a scale between OMG and WTF. You’ll see once the beat drops and the pants peel off. Watch that third leg. Visit Swinging Richards in Atlanta all summer long for the hottest show this side of the equator.
Get a dose of the Superman vs Batman at Swinging Richards tonight.
Some of you are Superman Fans, and then some of you are Batman fans. Either way you love a man in uniform. You like a manly, muscular specimen that can rock a pair of tights. Whether swinging from a building or flying through the air, their strength and selflessness is hot. What if super heroes were exotic dancers? That “S” on the chest would stand for sexy in our version of Superman vs Batman.
You don’t need x-ray vision to see what we have to offer at Swinging Richards. We’ll drop the utility belt and show you every inch of the man of steel. Even Mr. Freeze would melt. Holy long dong silver, Batman! Is that your cock or is that your cock? It stretches past your cape. Who needs super powers with a d#^% so big it can cast a shadow? That’s why we call him the dark knight. When the pants fall, even the Joker stops laughing and stares.
Superman is faster than a locomotive, but you’ll need him to slow it down for a lap dance. This ain’t the place for a speeding bullet, but you might blast a shot off by the end of the night. Just be sure to take it all in one dance at a time. The world’s greatest weapon against weekend boredom can be on your lap by 8pm. Take him to the VIP and unmask your favorite caped crusader tonight. Add a drink made with Absolut Vodka and you’ll be defenseless against our male kryptonite. Sorry Lois these studs are not for you or Catwoman. We only reveal our secret identities for the fellas. Visit Swinging Richards in Atlanta this weekend for the best Superman vs Batman show ever.
Visit Swinging Richards for real fireworks this Memorial Day Weekend 2016
We definitely have what it takes to make your pants go boom this Memorial Day Weekend 2016. Heat, naked men, alcohol, and a live show is all you need for the perfect celebration. Your long weekend should be spent with a long man draped across your lap. Crack a brew while we let it hang and swang to kick off your summer.
Order your first round at the bar, then take a seat for your first round of dancers. Off comes the shirt then the zipper slides to the beat. The DJ knows what to play for the turn-up. We like to drop it, drop it low and give you a little peak. All skin and all man, every single inch. We can’t rush to the destination of ecstasy. It’s all about the journey. Be patient on this scenic route to fun.
It’s a full moon when we turn it around. Just enough to spark your excitement. Wind it down to the left, and grind it to the right for a moon landing meant for you. A firm, smooth surface for the rubbing, but no touching. Just enjoy the view. Once the underwear is down, your little man will stand up. We like to know we have your full attention. Live it up with the hottest male dancer revue in Atlanta and let your lips partake on a stiff one from Absolut Vodka. Drink specials are $6.25 at the bar. Party hard so you can sleep in on Monday. Have a fun and safe Memorial Day Weekend 2016. Cheers!
Do you know what to do at Swinging Richards?
Sometimes you want to go to a strip club, but you might not know the lay of the land. Can you touch the dancers? Do you order drinks at the bar or from a waiter? Is it okay for you to get excited in your pants? All of these questions are normal when you are sitting in front of the most thrilling all male strip show in Atlanta. If you don’t know what to do at Swinging Richards, follow this infographic to learn how to handle the night.