Say No To Pokemon & Grab A Dickachu

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Stop Playing Pokemon Go and Grab A Dickachu

You’ve been walking around Atlanta in search of Pokémon. Poor decision. If you want to see some real men that can poke you, we suggest visiting Swinging Richards. You can peek-a-boo at any Dikachu six nights a week. We won’t duck under tables or hide behind bushes. In fact we don’t work with bushes at all. We play on a clean landscape. dickachu

Look towards the bar and you might find a dragondick pouring drinks to get you loose. There’s something long and fierce under that apron. Let him stir your drink one time. Dicktoise has a hard member for your viewing pleasure. He starts off in his shells, but he’ll poke his full head out when you give up your lap for capture.

Cockarator will terminate your limp biscuit with a strong lap dance if you snatch him up. Last time he appeared, it was in a VIP Room Tuesday night. The guy that snagged him left with a smile. That private show was one for the scoreboards. What level are you on tonight?

We’ll work your game controller with precision. When you get poked from one of our guys, no other poke matters. you’ll never have to search high for adult fun. Only look low where we hang for the thickest richards that swing. Visit Swinging Richards in Atlanta!

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A Double Scoop Of Sexy

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Double Scoop Of SexyForget one, have a double scoop of sexy at Swinging Richards.

Variety is the spice of life. It’s summertime in Atlanta. Needless to say, it’s hot as hell outside. With a heat index hovering around 102 degrees Fahrenheit, everyone is looking for something to cool them down. Nothing beats a double scoop of your favorite ice cream. Forget an afternoon stroll to the parlor. We’re talking about a late night rendezvous with more delicious flavors than Baskin Robins. You can bask in the sexy treats at Swinging Richards all summer, but cooling you down is not our specialty.

You don’t need a sneeze guard for this buffet of treats. These scrumptious delights jump off the line to present their delicacies directly. Try a scoop of homemade vanilla made with lots of southern charm to titillate your wilds. There’s nothing wrong with a classic man, especially when he is fully nude. Treat your lap like a bowl and let the grinding runneth over.

How about a little butter pecan to switch up your taste buds? That salty sweet combo is what you love. Try our sexy buttered pecan men on the main stage. Their smooth all the way down to their pecans, and they’ll set them right on your lap six nights a week.

Now where is that magnum ice cream? You don’t want to miss him. If you like a little swirl in your life, take a king sized chocolate pop sickle to the VIP. Let him show you how he works his sweet pelvis. You’ll learn who the real king of pops is by the end of the night.

It’s time for the All Male Revue at midnight. Don’t be afraid to let one of our dancers place his long waffle cone on you. Or maybe you like a push pop. Watch them slide that goodness out the wrapper for the big reveal. Ummm it’s juicy. Just relax and let the week melt away one dance at a time. Visit Swinging Richards in Atlanta.

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Saddle Up And Ride All Night

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Let A Real Bronco Saddle Up And Ride Your Lap Saddle up and ride boys. It’s time for another round at the rodeo. Swinging Richards offers the perfect exotic male dancer to rope and ride you all weekend. Wrestle down a shooter boy for a sure fire shot strong enough to curl your mustache. It’s always a great time when you have strong stallions ready to buck on your lap. Grab a saddle, strap it on tight and get ready for romp roaring good time.

Our first event is tie-down roping. Sit back and grab the arms of your chair. You’ll need to be strapped in to keep that lap of yours sturdy for the grinding. Grab you a smokin’ hot twink to get the event started. We’ll start you off with a fun size package to see what you can handle. A simple trot to get you hot is all it takes. Plant your feet on the ground like a Stetson man and let em ride you cowboy. Heehaw!

Next up is bareback bronco riding. You know our stallions take it all off. We’ll show you everything from the rooter to the tooter. Nothing is sexier than a bronco completely nude with every inch extended in plain sight. Some cowboys don’t know what to do with a Clydesdale. It’s too much strength. But a real man knows how to wrangle in a big boy and get him inside the barn.

sr saddle The last event is pole bending. Mount the saddle and bounce to the left then bounce to the right. Make sure you can handle each pole. We offer a variety at Swinging Richards. It’s all about the height and the width. We know you like a pole with good girth. It’s only so flexible, so don’t bend it too far. Get up a steady gallop and move in and out to victory. Take it to a VIP Room and get the full arena experience. We know how to get your spurs spinning.

It’s hotter than a whore in church at Swinging Richards. Stop by the bar for cool drink to keep the sweat off your brow. Visit us six nights a week in Atlanta where you can saddle up anytime. Be sure to subscribe to our blog, and also leave us a review on Google. We want to see you all summer, so make sure you come back, ya hear.

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Prayers To Orlando

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With heavy hearts, Swinging Richards sends prayers to Orlando

Too many times in this nation we have seen senseless acts of violence. It definitely hits home when random shootings, though miles away, directly affect your community. Swinging Richards stands in solidarity with the families who lost love ones in the devastating shooting at club Pulse on Saturday, June 11, 2016. We are sending our thoughts and prayers to Orlando, FL.

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Let us not forget, that we are all human. We all deserve love. We all deserve peace. We all deserve happiness. We all deserve to live the life we have been given. Please take this time to reflect on the ones who perished, and please always look towards a better tomorrow.

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The Heat Is On At Swinging Richards!

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The heat is on… on the stage

Inside your pants, with manly rage
And the beat’s so loud, deep inside
The pressure’s high, you feel it along your thigh
Cause the heat is on

Oh-wo-ho, oh-wo-ho
Caught up in the action, I’m swinging cock for you The Heat Is On - Swinging Richards
Oh-wo-ho, oh-wo-ho
Tell me can you feel it
Tell me can you feel it
The heat is on, we swing it long

Oh it’s on the stage, the heat is on

Men swinging high on the left side
Bending over laps, it’s harder with each ride
You can grab a drink, you can win don’t snooze
It’s the sweat we make, when the heat’s on you
We got our own song baby. It’s already burning up outside, and we still have 12 days to summer. Swinging Richards rings the four alarm year round. We don’t mind a little sweat. Our dancers have been hitting the gym so they can give you the best fully nude exotic show in Atlanta. No other club has the talent we have. No other club understands how to turn on a man. No other man keeps the party going six nights a week.

Join us all summer for ripping muscles, broad chests, strong legs and long dongs. The bartender will keep you lubricated. We hate to see you thirsty, but we understand it’s hard there for a pimp. Sip it slow as we rub you slow.

Our main stage is not the only place to feel the heat. Book a VIP Room for a private show for a real boiler room experience. Check your thermostat. It’s so hot in Swinging Richards, the Devil won’t step inside.

We rate our dancers on a scale between OMG and WTF. You’ll see once the beat drops and the pants peel off. Watch that third leg. Visit Swinging Richards in Atlanta all summer long for the hottest show this side of the equator.

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Superman vs Batman

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Get a dose of the Superman vs Batman at Swinging Richards tonight.

Some of you are Superman Fans, and then some of you are Batman fans. Either way you love a man in uniform. You like a manly, muscular specimen that can rock a pair of tights. Whether swinging from a building or flying through the air, their strength and selflessness is hot. What if super heroes were exotic dancers? That “S” on the chest would stand for sexy in our version of Superman vs Batman. batman_emblem_120122

superman_3_111349You don’t need x-ray vision to see what we have to offer at Swinging Richards. We’ll drop the utility belt and show you every inch of the man of steel. Even Mr. Freeze would melt. Holy long dong silver, Batman! Is that your cock or is that your cock? It stretches past your cape. Who needs super powers with a d#^% so big it can cast a shadow? That’s why we call him the dark knight. When the pants fall, even the Joker stops laughing and stares.

Superman is faster than a locomotive, but you’ll need him to slow it down for a lap dance. This ain’t the place for a speeding bullet, but you might blast a shot off by the end of the night. Just be sure to take it all in one dance at a time. The world’s greatest weapon against weekend boredom can be on your lap by 8pm. Take him to the VIP and unmask your favorite caped crusader tonight. Add a drink made with Absolut Vodka and you’ll be defenseless against our male kryptonite. Sorry Lois these studs are not for you or Catwoman. We only reveal our secret identities for the fellas. Visit Swinging Richards in Atlanta this weekend for the best Superman vs Batman show ever.

 

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Memorial Day Weekend 2016

Visit Swinging Richards for real fireworks this Memorial Day Weekend 2016

We definitely have what it takes to make your pants go boom this Memorial Day Weekend 2016. Heat, naked men, alcohol, and a live show is all you need for the perfect celebration. Your long weekend should be spent with a long man draped across your lap. Crack a brew while we let it hang and swang to kick off your summer. Memorial Day Weekend 2016

Order your first round at the bar, then take a seat for your first round of dancers. Off comes the shirt then the zipper slides to the beat. The DJ knows what to play for the turn-up. We like to drop it, drop it low and give you a little peak. All skin and all man, every single inch. We can’t rush to the destination of ecstasy. It’s all about the journey. Be patient on this scenic route to fun.

It’s a full moon when we turn it around. Just enough to spark your excitement. Wind it down to the left, and grind it to the right for a moon landing meant for you. A firm, smooth surface for the rubbing, but no touching. Just enjoy the view. Once the underwear is down, your little man will stand up. We like to know we have your full attention. Live it up with the hottest male dancer revue in Atlanta and let your lips partake on a stiff one from Absolut Vodka. Drink specials are $6.25 at the bar. Party hard so you can sleep in on Monday. Have a fun and safe Memorial Day Weekend 2016. Cheers!

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What To Do At SR Infographic

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Do you know what to do at Swinging Richards?

Sometimes you want to go to a strip club, but you might not know the lay of the land. Can you touch the dancers? Do you order drinks at the bar or from a waiter? Is it okay for you to get excited in your pants? All of these questions are normal when you are sitting in front of the most thrilling all male strip show in Atlanta. If you don’t know what to do at Swinging Richards, follow this infographic to learn how to handle the night.

 

 

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For The Purple One”

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For the “Purple One”: An Ode to Prince

Sometimes I wanna be your lover, but tonight I just want to feel for you. You got the look I like…the kind of look that screams I would die for you. Five o’clock is the sign o’ the times to let you know the weekend is here. You should be in the only place to get you off properly, Swinging Richards.

The main stage is always partying like it’s 1999, but each dancer will take it all off like it’s 2016. I’ll be sure to strip down to nothing but my raspberry beret. Try to resist falling in love tonight. It’s just a dance handsome. But every inch is all for you.

Absolut Vodka is still keeping the bar live with drinks. Order the best screwdriver of your life and you might do the bat dance. Although you should leave the dancing up to me, your sexy dancer. Follow me into a VIP room and I’ll show you my pretzel body logic. I can bend it when it’s soft, but when it’s hard it’s one of the beautiful ones. Sorry if I leave you with a purple one. shutterstock_410481736

Baby I’m a star on the stage, and I’ll make you cream with a lap dance. Let’s go crazy like a real party man. You know you want a rock and roll love affair. I can fix your life up, and you’ll forget all about your darling Nikki. He’s just a billy jack bitch anyway. I know you have a dirty mind. Let my exotic dancing remind you that life can be so nice.

This strange relationship can only last for the weekend. I could never take the place of your man, but you can adore my hot thing six nights a week at Swinging Richards. Hop in your little red corvette and come see me tonight in Atlanta. Absolut Vodka drinks are $6.25 at the bar. I’ll be waiting.

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Swing By For Cinco de Mayo!

Happy Cinco de Mayo!

It’s Cinco de Mayo, a celebratory excuse to drink from Thursday to Sunday. Oddly enough, this festive event has little to do with the United States. Again, we just want an excuse to have fun and drink. You can get the best cocktails and see the best cocks at Swinging Richards.

Absolut Vodka is still in the house. Our bartenders can make you something that’s muy caliente. Forget that basic margarita. No more pedestrian beverages here. Ask for an Absolut Rickey or a Cilantro Rita made with Absolut Cilantro instead. Either one will get your juices flowing. Let us ignite your engine by turning on your taste buds. We know your tongue appreciates the action. Cinco de Mayo.jpeg

Fill the heat rise throughout your body with a Firey Mule made with Absolut Peppar. Now that’s a kick to your system. Try not to melt when our dancers unzip their pants to pull out their masterpieces. Each one is well-crafted for your pleasure just like our well-mixed drinks. We aim to satisfy you from top to bottom. Take your favorite dancer to a VIP Room for a private show. We guarantee he’ll have you speaking Spanish by the end of the night. Quiero to cuerpo caliente encima de mi!

It’s College Night at Swinging Richards each and every Thursday night. Get in FREE with a valid college I.D. Luckily finals are almost over. Just one more day of torture, and it’s all over. However, for some of you the party begins tonight. Talk about perfect timing with Cinco de Mayo. Celebrate with an hombre desnudo atractivo on your lap. Now that’s how you kick off your summer break.

You can go anywhere to enjoy Cinco de Mayo tonight and all weekend. The only place you should be is Swinging Richards. Absolut Vodka drinks are $6.25. Visit us in Atlanta for a hell of night.

 

 

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