Swinging Richards offers good d!ck for your viewing!
The fact of the matter is this. Who doesn’t like good d!ck? Normally we wouldn’t come out and say it so candidly, but for once, we’ll take the gloves off. You may visit Swinging Richards for the atmosphere. You might enjoy the music or the drinks. However, the real reason is d!ck.
It comes in all shapes and sizes. (Some of you can discuss flavors on your own time.) We won’t waste time on the short ones or skinny ones. We all know the lame excuse for those unfortunate fellows. And no sir – the motion in the ocean is not good enough. If it is, it must have the current of a hurricane. In fact it must hit dry land like Hurricane Andrew and completely destroy… Sorry, we can’t go there in this blog. Just know we like the boys with a tool to bring the noise.
That’s why we only offer the beefiest d!ck single ones can buy at Swinging Richards. Our dancers won’t disappoint you with a number two pencil on your lap. You’ll get a full sequoia when the speedo drops. Think of it like a magic trick, but it won’t be an optical illusion. We don’t carry Bic ink pens in our undies, but you might leak some ink on your pants at one glance. We’ll write our names on your lap. How do you want it, print or cursive?
It will be full frontal nudity. Our dancers are beyond any adjective we typically use to describe them: hot, sexy, steamy, hunky, etc. Merriam-Webster hasn’t made a word that fits yet. Nothing fits our guys because they are larger than life. The occasional lesbian has to stop and stare the d!ck is so amazing on our main stage. They’re just that captivating. Six nights a week can make a man out of anyone brave enough to take a lap dance. For example, our newest dancer, is this week’s photo. We won’t tell you his name because you’re going to be here this weekend to see him in person. And we guarantee what’s under those red satin sheets is worth the visit. Visit Swinging Richards in Atlanta, GA tonight!
Monday: 8:30PM-3:00AM – No Cover. $5.25, 16oz Well Drinks.
Tuesday: 6:30PM-3:00AM – $5 Cover. $5.25, 16oz Well Drinks. Industry Night (Free Entry w/ Proof of Employment)
Wednesday: 6:30PM-3:00AM – $5 Cover. 2-4-1 VIP Rooms & Free VIP Lounge Entry.
Thursday: 6:30PM-3:00AM – $10 Cover w/ 2-4-1 All Night. College Night (Free Entry w/ a Valid Student I.D.)
Friday & Saturday: 6:30PM-3:00AM – All Dancer Revue at 12:00am. 2 Table Dances & SR T-shirt for $20. (This is on Saturday only.)