Good D!ck

Swinging Richards offers good d!ck for your viewing!

The fact of the matter is this. Who doesn’t like good d!ck? Normally we wouldn’t come out and say it so candidly, but for once, we’ll take the gloves off. You may visit Swinging Richards for the atmosphere. You might enjoy the music or the drinks. However, the real reason is d!ck.

Good D!ck

New Dancer with Good D!ck

It comes in all shapes and sizes. (Some of you can discuss flavors on your own time.) We won’t waste time on the short ones or skinny ones. We all know the lame excuse for those unfortunate fellows. And no sir – the motion in the ocean is not good enough. If it is, it must have the current of a hurricane. In fact it must hit dry land like Hurricane Andrew and completely destroy… Sorry, we can’t go there in this blog. Just know we like the boys with a tool to bring the noise.

That’s why we only offer the beefiest d!ck single ones can buy at Swinging Richards. Our dancers won’t disappoint you with a number two pencil on your lap. You’ll get a full sequoia when the speedo drops. Think of it like a magic trick, but it won’t be an optical illusion. We don’t carry Bic ink pens in our undies, but you might leak some ink on your pants at one glance. We’ll write our names on your lap. How do you want it, print or cursive?

It will be full frontal nudity. Our dancers are beyond any adjective we typically use to describe them: hot, sexy, steamy, hunky, etc. Merriam-Webster hasn’t made a word that fits yet. Nothing fits our guys because they are larger than life. The occasional lesbian has to stop and stare the d!ck is so amazing on our main stage. They’re just that captivating. Six nights a week can make a man out of anyone brave enough to take a lap dance. For example, our newest dancer, is this week’s photo. We won’t tell you his name because you’re going to be here this weekend to see him in person. And we guarantee what’s under those red satin sheets is worth the visit.  Visit Swinging Richards in Atlanta, GA tonight!

Monday: 8:30PM-3:00AM – No Cover. $5.25, 16oz Well Drinks.
Tuesday: 6:30PM-3:00AM – $5 Cover. $5.25, 16oz Well Drinks. Industry Night (Free Entry w/ Proof of Employment)
Wednesday: 6:30PM-3:00AM – $5 Cover. 2-4-1 VIP Rooms & Free VIP Lounge Entry.
Thursday: 6:30PM-3:00AM – $10 Cover w/ 2-4-1 All Night. College Night (Free Entry w/ a Valid Student I.D.)
Friday & Saturday: 6:30PM-3:00AM – All Dancer Revue at 12:00am. 2 Table Dances & SR T-shirt for $20. (This is on Saturday only.)

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No Theme Park Can Offer This Ride

The sexiest theme park you’ll ever visit.

It’s time to hit the theme parks for thrills and fun. The sun is shining and the days are warm. You could waste time riding roller coasters or you could make your nights at Swinging Richards. We’ll ride your sack like Six Flags. Your weekend is made for adventure and we have a great adventure in our VIP area six nights a week.

theme parksYou could ride the batman to see what’s it’s like to get your lap served by a masked hero. Watch out for his utility belt – there might be booby traps minus the boobs. It’s hot every night at Richards but it’s like a Georgia scorcher on the weekends.

There is no other thrill ride like a hot man on your lap in a private VIP Room. We’ll turn you into a great American scream machine with one dance. There is only one word to describe a dancer in the VIP – Goliath. Get up close and personal to your favorite dancer. Invite more than one dancer and it’s a log jamboree.

Damn the wrecking ball, we’re coming in like a Georgia cyclone Monday through Saturday night.  Maybe you can ride acrophobia to get over your fear of heights. However, if you have magnaphallophobia, this ride ain’t for you. These boys are large and can work it like a ninja. Make sure you have a strong heart before entering the club. There are no defibrillators on site. Visit Swinging Richards tonight for all the G-forces a lap can take. Oh yeah – remember to keep your hands inside the bars at all times. See you tonight!

Monday: 8:30PM-3:00AM – No Cover. $5.25, 16oz Well Drinks.
Tuesday: 6:30PM-3:00AM – $5 Cover. $5.25, 16oz Well Drinks. Industry Night (Free Entry w/ Proof of Employment)
Wednesday: 6:30PM-3:00AM – $5 Cover. 2-4-1 VIP Rooms & Free VIP Lounge Entry.
Thursday: 6:30PM-3:00AM – $10 Cover w/ 2-4-1 All Night. College Night (Free Entry w/ a Valid Student I.D.)
Friday & Saturday: 6:30PM-3:00AM – All Dancer Revue at 12:00am. 2 Table Dances & SR T-shirt for $20. (This is on Saturday only.)

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What Are You Wearing for Spring Time Fun

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Spring time fun means less clothing.

Break out the swim wear – it’s time for pool parties and spring time fun. Warm weather is starting to resurface so you can spend some time pool side this spring. You’ll need new a new swim suit – unless you like for your cock to swing. In that case, no banana hammock is necessary. No judgment on that. We understand.

spring time fun

spring time fun

What kind of swim suit do you need? Trunks give a little mystery. No one knows exactly what you’re working with underneath a pair of swim trunks. The same goes for boardshorts; however, the slimmer longer look is supposed to make you look trim and confident. Let’s hope you are confident when you untie the knot and let the shorts drop.

If you have low hanging fruit like our dancers, you’ll need something that can hold the beans and frank in place at the cookout. A nice swim brief will show off all your work in the gym this winter. Bikinis are not just for women – men can rock this style too. Just don’t wear the bra top and you’ll keep your man card.

Jocks are NOT for little boys. Only real men should attempt this look. If the suit doesn’t fit, you must acquit… and go nude. Makes sense why our dancers can’t keep their jocks on for too long. Want to see what we’re wearing tonight? Visit Swinging Richards in Atlanta for all of your spring time fun.

Monday: 8:30PM-3:00AM – No Cover. $5.25, 16oz Well Drinks.
Tuesday: 6:30PM-3:00AM – $5 Cover. $5.25, 16oz Well Drinks. Industry Night (Free Entry w/ Proof of Employment)
Wednesday: 6:30PM-3:00AM – $5 Cover. 2-4-1 VIP Rooms & Free VIP Lounge Entry.
Thursday: 6:30PM-3:00AM – $10 Cover w/ 2-4-1 All Night. College Night (Free Entry w/ a Valid Student I.D.)
Friday & Saturday: 6:30PM-3:00AM – All Dancer Revue at 12:00am. 2 Table Dances & SR T-shirt for $20. (This is on Saturday only.)

 

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Baby Got Cock!

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Baby got cock six nights a week at Swinging Richards!

Oh, my, god. Ricky, look at his cock.
It is so big. [scoff] He looks like,
one of those stripper guys.
But, you know, who understands those stripper guys? *scoff*
They only look at him, because,
he looks like a total prostitute, ‘kay?
I mean, his cock, is just so big.
I can’t believe it’s just so thick, it’s like,
out there, I mean – wow. Look!
He’s just so … long!

Baby got cock!

Baby got cock!

I like big cock and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
When a man walks in with a six pack waist

And a long cock in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
‘Cause you notice those pants were stuffed
Deep in the jeans he’s wearing
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that cock you swing makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o’-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
‘Cause I ain’t that average groupie
I’ve seen them dancin’
To hell with romancin’
He’s sweat, wet,
Got it goin’ like a turbo ‘Vette
I’m tired of magazines
Sayin’ big cocks aren’t the thing
Take the average gay man and ask him that
He gotta pack in the sack
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your boyfriend got the cock? (Hell yeah!)
Tell ‘em to swing it! (Swing it!) Swing it! (Swing it!)
Swing that healthy cock!
Baby got cock!

(LA face with Atlanta booty)
Baby got cock!

Monday: 8:30PM-3:00AM – No Cover. $5.25, 16oz Well Drinks.
Tuesday: 6:30PM-3:00AM – $5 Cover. $5.25, 16oz Well Drinks. Industry Night (Free Entry w/ Proof of Employment)
Wednesday: 6:30PM-3:00AM – $5 Cover. 2-4-1 VIP Rooms & Free VIP Lounge Entry.
Thursday: 6:30PM-3:00AM – $10 Cover w/ 2-4-1 All Night. College Night (Free Entry w/ a Valid Student I.D.)
Friday & Saturday: 6:30PM-3:00AM – All Dancer Revue at 12:00am. 2 Table Dances & SR T-shirt for $20. (This is on Saturday only.)

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Check Out The Best Male Strippers This Spring!

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Leap into spring with Atlanta’s best male strippers!

best male strippers

best male strippers

It’s spring, it’s spring
Oh I just can’t wait
To find sexy nude men
Swing it high in my face

I want to hear the music play
And feel a man grinding
Watch the thrusts of his pelvis
With moves better than Elvis

It’s spring, it’s spring
I’m so full of glee
For the dancers will bloom
And the laps will be happy

The club shall be covered
With the magic of male visitors
And the brown sky shall be painted
With the blossoms of the rainbow

It’s spring, it’s spring
How can I be blue?
For the Richards swing
And only the spring brings you

The spring brings you to Swinging Richards. It’s the first weekend of spring and time get out at night. Let new life jump onto your lap. We’re rejuvenating libidos six nights a week in the VIP. Visit us in Atlanta, GA for the best male strippers!

Monday: 8:30PM-3:00AM – No Cover. $5.25, 16oz Well Drinks.
Tuesday: 6:30PM-3:00AM – $5 Cover. $5.25, 16oz Well Drinks. Industry Night (Free Entry w/ Proof of Employment)
Wednesday: 6:30PM-3:00AM – $5 Cover. 2-4-1 VIP Rooms & Free VIP Lounge Entry.
Thursday: 6:30PM-3:00AM – $10 Cover w/ 2-4-1 All Night. College Night (Free Entry w/ a Valid Student I.D.)
Friday & Saturday: 6:30PM-3:00AM – All Dancer Revue at 12:00am. 2 Table Dances & SR T-shirt for $20. (This is on Saturday only.)

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Say It With Flowers

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Say it with flowers

Say it with flowers

Some guys love to say it with flowers.

Say it with flowers. You’ve heard this. You could get a bouquet of pretty pink roses or you could put your pretty pink tulips in the right spot. That will say something much louder than the roses. You know…give him a nice gentle blow like baby’s breath. He won’t have bluebells for long. Grab his dogwood and show him why dame’s rocket is so special when it takes flight. You can also treat him to a night at Swinging Richards.

The glory of the snow is over and spring is in the air. Tell Heath and Hawthorne it’s time to spend an evening in the VIP lounge. You can bring Heather and Iris, but they better be on their best behavior. Reserve your spot and watch the morning glory unfold with a private show.

Don’t be a wallflower either. We want to see you happy and having fun. Have a seat and let us snap your dragon into shape. A shooter boy can give a shot of scotch while we put this goldenrod on you. When you pull down our pants you’ll get a gooseneck looking at swing. Check out our buttercups too. Forget the knots at other strip clubs. They don’t measure up. Visit Swinging Richards in Atlanta, GA for all of your spring time adult entertainment fun.

Monday: 8:30PM-3:00AM – No Cover. $5.25, 16oz Well Drinks.
Tuesday: 6:30PM-3:00AM – $5 Cover. $5.25, 16oz Well Drinks. Industry Night (Free Entry w/ Proof of Employment)
Wednesday: 6:30PM-3:00AM – $5 Cover. 2-4-1 VIP Rooms & Free VIP Lounge Entry.
Thursday: 6:30PM-3:00AM – $10 Cover w/ 2-4-1 All Night. College Night (Free Entry w/ a Valid Student I.D.)
Friday & Saturday: 6:30PM-3:00AM – All Dancer Revue at 12:00am. 2 Table Dances & SR T-shirt for $20. (This is on Saturday only.)

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Coming At You With a Dark Horse

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Would like a dark horse in your stable tonight?

I knew you were, you were gonna come to me. And here you are, but you better choose carefully. Cause I’m capable of anything, of anything and everything. So you wanna play with magic? Boy you should know what you’re falling for. Baby do you dare to do this? Cause I’m coming at you with my dark horse. Cause once you’re mine, once you’re mine…there’s no going back.

dark horse Mark my words, this cock will make you levitate. Like a bird without a cage. It drags to the earth, please note the girth. You won’t choose to walk away, no not today. It’s sitting on your lap now baby. It’s a yes or a no, not maybe. So just be sure before you go to VIP, your lap is all for me. So you wanna play with magic? Boy you should know what you’re falling for. Baby do you dare to do this? Cause I’m coming at you with my dark horse. Cause once you’re mine, once you’re mine…there’s no going back.

There is no going back once you enter Swinging Richards. One look at the hottest men in Atlanta, and you won’t want to look at anything else. Our dancers are built like stallions and made to hang like a stud. Join us for nightly specials and the best naked bodies to ever grace a stage. Visit Swinging Richards tonight!

Monday: 8:30PM-3:00AM – No Cover. $5.25, 16oz Well Drinks.
Tuesday: 6:30PM-3:00AM – $5 Cover. $5.25, 16oz Well Drinks. Industry Night (Free Entry w/ Proof of Employment)
Wednesday: 6:30PM-3:00AM – $5 Cover. 2-4-1 VIP Rooms & Free VIP Lounge Entry.
Thursday: 6:30PM-3:00AM – $10 Cover w/ 2-4-1 All Night. College Night (Free Entry w/ a Valid Student I.D.)
Friday & Saturday: 6:30PM-3:00AM – All Dancer Revue at 12:00am. 2 Table Dances & SR T-shirt for $20. (This is on Saturday only.)

 

 

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Our Cocks Fly to the Beat

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Follow the music to where the cocks fly.

Aren’t you happy you made plans to saddle up on one of our dark horses tonight? We love to ride a good lap. It’s perfect time to talk dirty to you while I give you all of me. Too many trips to the bar will have you drunk in love with a dancer. He could be from Pompeii since our dancer come from all over the world. Our team is so fine. You’ll say something like timber when see all this good wood on the stage.

cocks flyThis show is for men, but if your best girlfriend wants to join you in the VIP, let her go. The story of my life begins with a Richard near my chin. How does yours start? The right man will have a monster in his pants for you to visually enjoy. The money will burn through your pocket. Just say “show me” and you feel like one of the royals when we let it go. It will feel so good you’ll roar in excitement.

Hey brother we come in like a wrecking ball, but don’t be paranoid.  Just sit back drink a beer and let the neon lights sail you between the blurred lines of your fantasy until it is safe and sound. It’s still sweater weather, so we appreciate how loyal you are in visiting us every weekend. We hope to see you tonight. Visit Swinging Richards in Atlanta where everything is awesome!

Monday: 8:30PM-3:00AM – No Cover. $5.25, 16oz Well Drinks.
Tuesday: 6:30PM-3:00AM – $5 Cover. $5.25, 16oz Well Drinks. Industry Night (Free Entry w/ Proof of Employment)
Wednesday: 6:30PM-3:00AM – $5 Cover. 2-4-1 VIP Rooms & Free VIP Lounge Entry.
Thursday: 6:30PM-3:00AM – $10 Cover w/ 2-4-1 All Night. College Night (Free Entry w/ a Valid Student I.D.)
Friday & Saturday: 6:30PM-3:00AM – All Dancer Revue at 12:00am. 2 Table Dances & SR T-shirt for $20. (This is on Saturday only.)

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Who Has Great Live Adult Entertainment?

Live adult entertainment in Atlanta is not hard to come by.

In the land of heavy traffic and road rage inflected drivers sits a place where men swing freely. On the off-skirts of Buckhead in the realm between Midtown and Downtown Atlanta, Swinging Richards is an oasis for live adult entertainment. This is not your run-of-the-mill male strip show where the guys come out in themed outfits and baby oil. This is an all-male strip show for real men.

live adult entertainment

live adult entertainment

You can’t walk in Swinging Richards looking like you lost something. You have walk in like you own your lap – like you know what it wants. You have to sit down at the main stage like a boss and ask a dancer to swing his Richard in your face like he means it. You can sit like a bump on a log at home. When you’re at our club, we want you to have a great time, let down your hair and let us take down our pants for your pleasure.

We understand it can be intimidating playing with an anaconda for the first time. However, our snakes don’t bite; they just like to slither in the right places per your good graces. After the first hour, you’ll let them crawl all over your lap as they please. Our dancers know how to handle everything so your evening with us meets all of your male fantasies. Visit us for nightly specials and events throughout the year.

Monday: 8:30PM-3:00AM – No Cover. $5.25, 16oz Well Drinks.
Tuesday: 6:30PM-3:00AM – $5 Cover. $5.25, 16oz Well Drinks. Industry Night (Free Entry w/ Proof of Employment)
Wednesday: 6:30PM-3:00AM – $5 Cover. 2-4-1 VIP Rooms & Free VIP Lounge Entry.
Thursday: 6:30PM-3:00AM – $10 Cover w/ 2-4-1 All Night. College Night (Free Entry w/ a Valid Student I.D.)
Friday & Saturday: 6:30PM-3:00AM – All Dancer Revue at 12:00am. 2 Table Dances & SR T-shirt for $20. (This is on Saturday only.)

 

 

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No More Cabin Fever Guys

Goodbye Cabin Fever!

Cigars on ice! That’s exactly what we have all week at Swinging Richards. It’s been freezing Atlanta, and we know some of you are getting cabin fever. Don’t worry boys; we will be open. We know it’s been hard, really hard being snowed in since Tuesday. Although it was cool at first, the idea of staying home a couple of days, now you want to get out. Apart of you has been very down and blue. He deserves to get a little air and feel something other than winter’s chill.

cabin fever

thaw out of cabin fever

So it’s time Atlanta. It’s time to say goodbye to your cabin fever. The rock hard salt has melted the ice. The roads are clear for you to drive to your favorite all male strip club. Our thermometers will get your mercury rising back to its proper temperature. We’ll try not to make you boil. Don’t want you to pop and spill all over the floor.  We can warm you up with a visit from a Shooter Boy first.

If you are looking for the perfect way to thaw out tonight or this weekend, visit Swinging Richards. Our late night crew knows how to heat up any lap on the coldest night. Let us get the blood back where it belongs. Book a night in a VIP Room for some private fun!

Monday: 8:30PM-3:00AM – No Cover. $5.25, 16oz Well Drinks.
Tuesday: 6:30PM-3:00AM – $5 Cover. $5.25, 16oz Well Drinks. Industry Night (Free Entry w/ Proof of Employment)
Wednesday: 6:30PM-3:00AM – $5 Cover. 2-4-1 VIP Rooms & Free VIP Lounge Entry.
Thursday: 6:30PM-3:00AM – $10 Cover w/ 2-4-1 All Night. College Night (Free Entry w/ a Valid Student I.D.)
Friday & Saturday: 6:30PM-3:00AM – All Dancer Revue at 12:00am. 2 Table Dances & SR T-shirt for $20. (This is on Saturday only.)

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