Labor Day Marks Back To School & More

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Have fun with us this Labor Day then get Back To School!

Happy Labor Day! It’s back to school time. Grab your rulers for the measuring and your magnifying glass for the looking, it’s time for another semester of sex education, biology and chemistry. What does your syllabus have listed: richard swinging for beginners, intermediate speedo adjusting or advanced lap dancing? Sounds like fun.

Richard swinging for beginners should be fun. Rise and shine for your first class of the night. Use that morning wood for more than a back poker. Learn the technique of swinging every inch and making each thrust count. Swing your way to an A+. You get extra credit for size.

Intermediate speedo adjusting teaches you the element of surprise. Keep it all tucked in until the big reveal. You don’t want to always give the quick and dirty show; the slow and sensual dance is much better.  You know…give them a shot of that bum in some sexy underwear, then give them a shot of that bum in no underwear.

Once you have mastered the pre-requisite classes, it’s now time for the advance lap dancing course. If you never twerked, you will now. You’ll learn the art of the slow whine and the hard grind. You’ll learn how to drop it low and bring it back up slow. Don’t be late for the school bell! You’ll want to take good notes.  Who knows, one day you might strut your stuff for a worthy cause like the Annual Swinging Richards Underwear Auction. After Labor Day passes, we still have sexy fun waiting on you and this time for Atlanta Pride. Mark the date for September 30, 2016 at 10:00pm. This event is sponsored by Andrew Christian. SWR-David-9-7-16-double

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